This picture sums it up.

This picture says it all. There should have been something in the constitutional for this type of situation. [props]

Vet school humor.

A friend sent me this in an email and it is just too funny to not share with people.

Vet school---YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE THIS

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary
Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his
mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on
it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's
tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."

The Interview at UberGrosseCorps

I had a friend send me this one. I think it is funny.

This is the change we need.

LETTER FROM THE BOSS:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to
the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our
taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To
compensate for these increases, our prices would have to
increase by about 10%.

Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the
dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty
of our employees instead. This has really been
bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots
and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our
employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the
ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to
them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company
picnic.