Thursday, April 16, 2009

This is the change we need.


As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to
the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our
taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To
compensate for these increases, our prices would have to
increase by about 10%.

Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the
dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty
of our employees instead. This has really been
bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots
and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our
employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the
ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to

I will see the rest of you at the annual company
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