Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Golf Joke

Here is a funny golf joke that my aunt sent me in an email.
A Few Pluses for Golfers

*Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
*A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there..
*It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
*When you think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard?
*Golf is by far the ultimate love/hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.
*It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and pee in the woods while performing brain surgery.
*A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
Water hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles, frogs or gators either.
*A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.
*That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.
*If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.
*If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.
*You probably wouldn't look good in a Green Jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine!
*Golf appeals to the child in all of us. . . This is proven by our frequent inability to count past the number 5.
*It's a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if you're not choosy about which fairway.
*If profanity had any influence on the flight of a ball, most everyone would play better.
*A recent survey shows that of all jobs, caddies live the longest. They get plenty of fresh air and exercise, and if there's ever a medical emergency, a doctor is always nearby
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