From the Aug 7, 2006 Dallas Morning News
2006 Suzuki 1000 $10,000 - This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden; all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a Loving wife. Apparently "Do whatever the Hell you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Bruce Sifford 214-533-4047
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